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Showing posts with label Wtf?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wtf?. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Disgusting vs Vile

In case you can't read it here:


HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WOMEN.
PRE-PROGRAMMED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
As you read this, women across America are reading something very different: an advertisement (fig. 1) scientifically formulated to enhance their perception of men who drink Molson. The ad shown below, currently running in Cosmopolitan magazine, is a perfectly tuned combination of words and images designed by trained professionals.  Women who are exposed to it experience a very positive feeling.  A feeling which they will later project directly onto you. Triggering the process is as simple as ordering a Molson Canadian (fig. 2).

Extravagent dinners.  Subtitled movies. Floral arrangements tied together with little pieces of hay. It gets old.  And it gets expensive, depleting funds that could go to a new set of of 20-inch rims. But thanks to the miracle of Twin Advertising Technology, you can achieve success without putting in any time or effort. So drop the bouquet and pick up a Molson Canadian…

An ad that plays on the ridiculously old stereotype of men being more intelligent than women. In which women are portrayed as easily manipulated, and shows how the marketing of this product is completely aimed towards the stereotypical "masculine" man. Also shows that the marketing team is probably only be comprised of men. I don't drink beer, but theres' no way I'm ever buying Molson Canadian after seeing something like this.

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Friday, February 3, 2012

Just read these.

In Toronto a U of T student was given to advice from a cop on how to prevent rape.
-"Don't dress like a slut"


In Waterloo for the student elections posters were plastered over the posters of female candidates.
-"THE TRUTH. The brightest woman this Earth ever created was Marie Curie, the mother of the nuclear bomb. You tell me if the plan of women leading men is still a good idea."

Friday, January 13, 2012

WHAT THE FUCK

Apparently if you're a same-sex couple that got married in Canada whose not Canadian  your marriage license is fake. Meaning you got charged 5000 dollars for a fake marriage certificate. The only way your same-sex marriage is real is it you're Canadian, or if you live in a place in which same-sex marriage is acknowledged which means all those Americans who don't live in those few states that recognize same-sex marriage. Well that marriage ceremony you had up here in Vancouver? Yah that was a fake marriage and that marriage certificate you hold? Not valid.

Seriously, what the hell?

As the saying goes what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Or in this case.

When married in Canada you're really only married if you stay in Canada or live in a pro-same-sex area, which makes you question why you got married in Canada in the first place.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Yo. Sry for typos readers.

It's technically Saturday now since its 12:22 as I type this up.

Summer vacation is over and people are spread all over now. Frost week was at first fine, then boring and then energy sucking. For the last two days I got home from a long day of talks, walks and (horrific) attempts to make new friends.  I ended up not going to the football game on Friday due to I had stuff to do. Not sure if I'm glad or not? Anyways, recently ordered the entire Xena series online off Amazon.

Classes are starting on Monday, I should really memorize my schedule -sigh-. I should also start a head start on my reading >>; Meh. I'll blog as often as I have stuff to say, which could be alot. Since I write the most useless crap on actual blogging sites. (My poor overused then abandoned liveournal account) So uh, yeah I'll probably post something up Sunday or Monday.

Oh. I just remembered something I could write about. Clubs. AKA what clubs I should join. Funny how I used to want to join the Anime club, but now its like a last resort xD. Thinking about that uni-version of Earth Club, or maybe Q-mmunity just cause lol. Well, I guess I'll check out clubs week and talk more about it after. I was thinking of becoming an SU volunteer but that takes a resume, cover letter, interview and references. REFERENCES. The thing I don't have and would rather burn a flaming L on my forehead than do. Yeah, references hate my soul and I happily hate it back.

Too lazy to read it over for mistakes hah. Good night and good morning all.