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Thursday, February 23, 2012

In Pain vs. Tired

I hate drinking. And rowdy, loud places where people scream in my ear half the night.

Give me a quiet night by myself anytime over that.

I have a headache, shut the fuck up. I'm allowed to be a hermit. I mean hell we were waiting for twenty minutes and I already had it before I even drank anything.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Disgusting vs Vile

In case you can't read it here:


HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WOMEN.
PRE-PROGRAMMED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
As you read this, women across America are reading something very different: an advertisement (fig. 1) scientifically formulated to enhance their perception of men who drink Molson. The ad shown below, currently running in Cosmopolitan magazine, is a perfectly tuned combination of words and images designed by trained professionals.  Women who are exposed to it experience a very positive feeling.  A feeling which they will later project directly onto you. Triggering the process is as simple as ordering a Molson Canadian (fig. 2).

Extravagent dinners.  Subtitled movies. Floral arrangements tied together with little pieces of hay. It gets old.  And it gets expensive, depleting funds that could go to a new set of of 20-inch rims. But thanks to the miracle of Twin Advertising Technology, you can achieve success without putting in any time or effort. So drop the bouquet and pick up a Molson Canadian…

An ad that plays on the ridiculously old stereotype of men being more intelligent than women. In which women are portrayed as easily manipulated, and shows how the marketing of this product is completely aimed towards the stereotypical "masculine" man. Also shows that the marketing team is probably only be comprised of men. I don't drink beer, but theres' no way I'm ever buying Molson Canadian after seeing something like this.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Amazon.com the most unreliable company ever and has the worst customer service I've ever had to come in contact with.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Sigh.

Oh look.

Another day avoiding discreet accusations. And subtle goadings.

I just want to live on my own when these things happen.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Just read these.

In Toronto a U of T student was given to advice from a cop on how to prevent rape.
-"Don't dress like a slut"


In Waterloo for the student elections posters were plastered over the posters of female candidates.
-"THE TRUTH. The brightest woman this Earth ever created was Marie Curie, the mother of the nuclear bomb. You tell me if the plan of women leading men is still a good idea."